Worst Jokes Ever
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.