Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Cool little titbit.
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year it's still printing
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a covid test
Your mama so fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pactfic ocean
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
why did the chicken cross the road? VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
