Worst Jokes Ever

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂

Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"

Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.