Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What do u call a orphan who can’t get a 5 stars on gta not wanted
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
