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You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
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What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
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South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.