Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
