Worst Jokes Ever
Hey Sandy.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
RIP Harambe.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.