Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Hahaha!
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
W in Africa stands for water.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.