Worst Jokes Ever
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What's life if you don't have one...
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I cummed on the alley.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.