Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.