Worst Jokes Ever

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

There was a guy called John.

What is a monkey with a head?

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Here's a joke: Your life decisions.

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

Who is the king of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.