Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
