Worst Jokes Ever
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
The Stigg is a joke.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."