I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock Knock who’s there i did app i did app who? you did a poo
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why am i dumb? Because I’m dumb
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
