the f in orphan stands for family.... wait a minuite
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
you know orphans and Batman having.they'll both never see their parents again
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
yo mama so fat when she sat on the roof of a walmart it lowered the prices
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
What is a orphans favourite game? Happy Family.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Jack
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
