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Worst Jokes Ever
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
