Worst Jokes Ever
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."