Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Sam from Bow.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.