Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I only trust people that like big butts.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*