What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How you call a mirror and a orphan ? Family reunion
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What do you call womens Rights: A blank sheet of paper.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! Get it Lol
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What do you call a kid that’s in the fire hot wheels
