Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
No joking.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
