What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
A B C D E F GUN.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
dik.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
todoroki POV: deku = femboy
deku POV: todoroki = big 8========D
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I have cripple and depression.
