Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Omnom.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
