Worst Jokes Ever
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
You are so ugly my man died.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.