Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Best way to do it.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
The Nazis.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.