Worst Jokes Ever
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"