What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
The Stigg is a joke.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
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The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Want to have sex?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
