Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why do orphans want to be gay? So they have someone to call Daddy.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
what type of cake can orphans not eat? homemade
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
