What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Fard.
Takis.
Blue Takis?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
