Worst Jokes Ever
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Like if you are emo.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.