A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I'm alive, baby!
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
