Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.