What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why can’t the blind man see? He just can’t see🫤
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
whats black and yellow and cant swim a bus full of orphanes
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
why can't orphan's be GAY? because they don't have anyone to call DADDY......
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
