yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
what hit the floor first the emo or the apple the apple the rope stopped the emo
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
whats the difference between an orphan and a baseball one gets picked for games
im pickle rick
knock knock whos there who who who why are you whoing like an owl
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
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I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
