Worst Jokes Ever
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.