Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
You know the saying " One mans trash is another mans treasure" Wonderful Saying! horrible way to find out your adopted :DD
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
your mom so slow it took her 9 moths to create a joke
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
any girls on here
PEnis cheese butt cum
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
