What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Let's rock and roll!
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
