Worst Jokes Ever
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
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Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?