Worst Jokes Ever
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You're more uglier.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.