You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
an emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree who falls first delete the rope stp the emo
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What did the orphan want for Christmas.
Parents
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals
A: Because there never wanted
Cocomelon.
school
Why can't orphans okay baseball. Because they don't know what home is
why cant orphan play baseball they cant find home plate
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
why cant a orphan play baseball he doesent have a home to go to
Like this
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
I saw some twins so I threw a paper plane at them.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Person:Your so ugly Me: you ugly Person: im not a mirror Me: And Im not your reflection
