A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Worst Jokes Ever
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
My bum hurts.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Rat
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
