Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.