Worst Jokes Ever
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?