Person:Your so ugly Me: you ugly Person: im not a mirror Me: And Im not your reflection
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? π€ And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do π.
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Where did suzy go during the bombing? everywhere
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Like if you love food!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. ππ€£
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
