Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...