Worst Jokes Ever
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
There are "nun" good jokes.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Was 9 + 10?
What is this anyway?
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.