Worst Jokes Ever
Getting ready for gangbang.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?