Worst Jokes Ever
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Did you adopt your dog?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?