One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock. Who's there ? It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie ?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
