Worst Jokes Ever

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why did the orphan fail in baseball?

He couldn't find home.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why was the computer late for work?

He had a hard drive.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.

Back bent.