Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Yo mama is Obama.
Ya momma is sus.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
