Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a rapist.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
F*ck in' the poo.
Shitty bichi cup.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Sup guys, how are you?
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.