Why does cheetah cheat to always win
Like if you are emo
What does a Cheetah like to eat... Fast Food lol
If gay means happy then I'm extremely homophobic.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Like If u are gay
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
Why is it ok to make fun of orphans Because they cant tell their parents
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
