Worst Jokes Ever
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! đŠ
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. đ
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why didnât the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they canât run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Thomas Jeffersonâs 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOUâRE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.