Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.