Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Worst Jokes Ever
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
