What’s kid amog us? Sugoma DIK!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
You know that i drink water right? I drink water bc of i am water water is water
Why don't orphans liek Russia and Germany.Because it's the Mother and Father Land
What do you call someone with no legs?
disabled
Me: Doctor can I get new butt? My old one has a crack in it. Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it. Me: How do you know that?
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
