Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.