Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."

1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.

From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.