Who is your mum?
An emo.
Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Imagine being emo.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
