The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes
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What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
why do all orphans have an iPhone X? because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom gay And so are you
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
What is an orphans least favorite tv show family guy
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Why do orphans like boomerangs because they actually come back
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? They can see their parents
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.
guys we should stop making orphan jokes.. There parents will get mad.... oh wait.. Continue 🙂
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
