Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Nope, nope, and nope.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.