What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Everyone punch orphans what are they gonna do tell their parents?
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
