Worst Jokes Ever
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. š¤£
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why canāt orphans go on field trips?
Because they canāt get their parentsā permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didnāt pick him up.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! š¤£
I do this too often!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they canāt stand up for themselves.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
āCome again!ā says the woman behind the desk.
āNo, itās curry this time.ā
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))