What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I like penis in my bum!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Draw deez nuts.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
