Worst Jokes Ever
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.