I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
Say I cup but in words
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Your mama so fat it said to be continued then it loaded at said one person at a time
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why can’t orphans play baseball Because they don’t know where home plate
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
