Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.