Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius, get this: orphans can't play baseball 'cause they ain't got no "home" to run to, get it? Like, they don't have a family home! It's sad, but kinda funny 'cause you're so dumb. Listen, you're probably the kinda guy who thinks the bases are loaded with laundry.