Worst Jokes Ever

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.