If your bored punch an Orphan what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
Ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer the others just a watermelon 😁😁
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
I like mouldy food
