How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
What’s big and black the road
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
