Worst Jokes Ever
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...