What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
What the difference between me and a orphans parents I actually come back with the milk
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
If your bored punch an Orphan what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
