Worst Jokes Ever
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Like if you hate school.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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