What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Yo hairline so ugly it looks like a newfound constellation
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I saw them hanging all day.
What did Obama ask Trump?
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
