The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Worst Jokes Ever
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
