Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Nessie is dying
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
joe biden deez nuts
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
I’m an orphan so kidnap me
a b c deez nuts
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
