Worst Jokes Ever
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.