I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Worst Jokes Ever
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Not funny, guys!
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
