I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What's the difference between a knife and me
One has a point
what do you say to an emos wrist... i like ur cut g
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Levi
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
I love you, Lovely perv! 😘
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What can’t orphans be gay
Because they have no to call Daddy
