Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."