I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Worst Jokes Ever
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
