Worst Jokes Ever
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.