Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"