Fatherless jokes aren't funny you know
Fatherless jokes.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If your mad go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there mom
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common
The apple gets picked
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Jerry: Whats the best thing about Switzerland Charles: I dunno Jerry: Well the flag is a big plus
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
Why are beas hair so sticky l? ________________________ Because They use honeycombs
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
