Worst Jokes Ever
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!