What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
"Ohh wing wing."
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
