Worst Jokes Ever
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
My life is the joke.
Ayo fake guy.